Privacy Policy

Last Updated: March 2026

At Marko Perper Real Estate, we take your privacy seriously. Well, as seriously as possible in our line of work. We use your data to offer you the best plots in Hell... I mean, Montenegro.

1. Information Collection

We collect information you voluntarily provide (name, contacts, preference for sea view/cauldron view). We also use cookies and pixels (Meta, Google) to haunt you with ads until you buy a villa.

2. Data Usage

We use data to contact you, improve the site, and target ads. We don't sell your data to third parties unless the Devil offers a very good price (joke, we comply with GDPR).

3. Your Rights

You have the right to request deletion of your data. But remember: you can be deleted from the database, but from the list of sinners — harder. Write to us if you want to disappear (digitally).

4. Security

We protect your data with hellfire and modern encryption protocols. Only Agent 666 has access.